Hilarious.
Just plain hilarious. No suggestions, it'd ruin the style. It's just perfect. J-Pop Music, J-Pop Music... etc. That was funny. Did you say "panties" during that thing? Sure sounded like it.
Anyways, Curly Sam, Australia has more big things. Big Banana, Big Guitar, heck, a whole chain of monuments with the word "Big." Sadly, though, The Big Banana is just a statue. It's not real. Don't eat it.